♫ theme


yeah i’m really gonna miss the olympics


it’s the year 2012 and we still aren’t playing yugioh with giant holographic monsters what the hell obama

White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
" I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me. "
- Jarod Kintz (via ha-ni)
friend: do you have a boyfriend?
me: what's the html code for one of those